Talk Dirty To me

It’s all in how you say it. And where you say it. And what time of the day you say, it. This week’s Monday Meme is all about the eccentricities of our ehem, dare I say, libido. I said it! omygawd, I sound like an infomercial.
Do be sure to peruse the credits and visit Strawberry’s Blog/Meme Challenges to catch up for the year!

Meme instructions: Answer the following sexual questions because I am a perv and want to know all about your sex lives. Don’t forget to leave a link to your post in the comments so I can perv all over your answers, multiple times.   

  1. What is your sexual orientation or do you not like to label yourself? – Experimental. Like, without being high.
  2. Name a physical attribute that you find attractive or sexy. – Vin, uhm, Diesel. OH and I’m a very audio-centric (is there such a word?) person, so the voice does it for me.
  3. Are you promiscuous, a prude or in between? – A promiscuous pruding, tease.
  4. What turns you on? – The voice. And, it has to say this “On fait l’amour cette nuit?”.. but dirtier.
  5. Are you dominant or submissive? – ‘Daddy’s girl’
  6. Are you into sexual roleplay? – I would say I’m vanilla-mocha with chocolate swirls and a few strawberries slices.
  7. Which sexual position is your favorite? – I have no favorite because I haven’t tried all of them, yet! Someone send me a book or something.
  8. Do you have any fetishes? – Noo she said toes! *facedesks* /me wonders what’s Zee’s fetish. So I have long hair in RL and I’ve always loved it being grabbed, tugged, whatever. So I guess that’s bondage?
  9. Have you or would you do porn, amateur or professional? – Yes, yes and yes. And if my kids are reading this right now, you’re grounded for the next 40 years. (seriously, I kid. No ones ever paid to see flying cellulite just saying.)
  10. Do you consider yourself sexy? – I haven’t reached that ‘I’m too sexy for your body’ stage yet. Watch this and ask me later…
    Featured Items:
    Skin: Zoul Creation’s Meili (Tone 4) by Shantia Soulstar for The Skin Fair 2014 Coming March 14th!
    Dress: ARISE Sheer Dress in Black by lonlysoule for The Whore Couture Fair
    Hair: Wasabi Pills Laura by MissAllSunday Lemon for The Whore Couture Fair
    Hands: Slink Elegant and Bag Mesh Hands
    Nails: A:S:S: Gilded Slink AV/E (New!)
    Eyes: IKON Destiny Eyes, Black
    Prop: Diesel Work’s Modeling Chair by Rogan Diesel

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  1. #1 by caoimhelionheart on March 11, 2014 - 5:36 am

    Lol as usual, so dang funny :D

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  2. #3 by zeesl on March 11, 2014 - 5:49 am

    Your answer to #3 is cheating, miss! Pick one! :P I agree with you on Vin Diesel, omg.

    I…I…don’t have a fetish. *cough* No, ma’am. *sputters and makes a quick exit*

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  3. #5 by spunknbrains on March 11, 2014 - 6:08 am

    This was hilarious.. you do always have a way with words. :)

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  4. #6 by PeepSideshow Darkward on March 11, 2014 - 1:57 pm

    How do I manage to laugh and blush at the same time? ;)

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  5. #7 by Strawberry Singh on March 13, 2014 - 9:18 am

    You teeasseee youuuu, I love it! So funny, srsly, lol.

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